humpy town

Dis against Tappahannock, Va. The people here are mostly humps, as in "dumb as a hump in the road", so everybody calls it humpy town. However, the more successful Chris gets, the bigger the heads of the humps become.

Hump1: Chris Brown in dat movie Stomp da Yard.
Hump2: Yup.
Hump1: He dead.
Hump2: He dead?
Hump1: In da movie, yo.
Hump2: Chris be crunkin', Humpy Town representin'.
Hump1: Hollywood keepin' da Hump man down, gotsta have him die, yo.
Hump2: True dat.

by Winkie Wadsworth February 6, 2007

The Dark Tower

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

by Tobias February 10, 2005

fawlty towers

Hotel or rented accomodation which has a catalogue of disasters associated with it, especially if it includes obnoxious staff, etc.

Named after the classic 1970s comedy series starring John Cleese.

The new student accomodation opened for Leeds University students in 1993 was so bad, the students quickly dubbed it "Fawlty Towers".

by Dr Pinch December 26, 2004

Sunflower Sour Tower

This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.

So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."

by Michael G. Honcho February 13, 2008

humpy town

A derogatory name for Tappahanock, Virginia. Tappahannock is known for its wannabe street-thug but still too small town populace. There's a lot of inbreeding going on.

The skanks were out in force at Humpy Town Walmart.

by Dirk Dingle October 7, 2006

dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

towel boy

a.k.a. water boy. At a sports match, this is the kid or aspiring athlete who hangs out at the sideline with a squirt bottle of water and a towel, and hands these to the athlete(s) whenever they vaguely wave their hand in his direction.

He wanted a career in football but only got as far as towel boy.

by davefromgraz June 18, 2008