toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............

Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley

by Theoban August 11, 2004

Toledo blindfold

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.

When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.

by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008

toll paid

a mixed person who’s black dad left them.

do you have a father?

no he left my mom after she got pregnant

haha your a toll paid!

by idometh August 6, 2023

chimen tolo

“Chimen Tolo” is a saying that is formed from the Krutabulon language. Morty Smith is seen greeting Keara with this term, and it is very similar to the human term “Good Day”.

It is often confused with “Himen Cholo”.

“Chimen Tolo younglings.”

by hyperspace May 10, 2018

Toledo Jackknife

When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.

Hey, Steve got caught in a Toledo Jackknife, again.

by Benevir August 23, 2007

Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.

Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.

by Carl Willis May 21, 2004

I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009