salty pigeon

1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.

A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.

2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.

Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.

Example 2.

Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"

by thebigman May 24, 2014

Salty Demon

A salty demon is the delicate art of using a loose digit to slap someone to inflict severe pysical pain, salty demons are usually aimed for the face or cranium but can still cause pain if slapped against the victims arm. A salty demon can only be carried out if one one of the desired digits is floppy(usually the ring finger). This tradition originates from Scotland.

Boy 1: I hate you
Boy 2: Do you want a salty demon
Boy 1: A what?
Boy 2 gives Boy 1 salty demon.
Boy 1: ah that really hurt

by JafroDemon February 14, 2013

Salty Pussy

Originating in Panama City Beach Florida, this is a term that is used to refer to the females that you pick up while in the ocean or on the beach.

Jim: Hey dude you ready to go down to the beach and wheel some salty pussy?
Jay: Hell yea

by The Achievers December 18, 2010

salty

An orgasmic observance from the lips of a man who just sampled another's penis.

James: dayyyum so salty

Mike: u salty bra

Luis: ye cuz i just jizzed in yo mouf

by Scumbag5465 July 11, 2010

Salty Turtle

When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.

by Crunch_berry August 7, 2011

Salty Language

while talking the use of several foul or inappropriate words.

guy1: if that douche wants to be difficult he can go fuck himself in the ass

Guy2 : woa guy relax with that salty language there's lady's present

by doctor lollypop March 5, 2011

salty look

a general look of disdain from someone (usually a hater) who is displeased with your current activity and/or ambiance

I was having a great night until I started dancing with this one girl. I guess she was this dude's fiance. His whole crew started giving some real salty looks.

by Mike Honer July 27, 2008