what's spoken when smokin'

This is a way to define that what is said while being baked is not serious, dumb, nonsense, and exaggerated. People should not be held to bragging and promises spoken when smokin'.

Oscar remembered that he promised Hector he would give him the extra ticket to the concert after they got high last night, but he knew he had to take Mary or she'd break up with him. Since he enjoyed having sex with her, he couldn't have that! He knew Hector would understand as this issue fell into the realm of "what's spoken when smokin'."

by von groovy September 17, 2017

when things got hairy

A phrase to signify when you started puberty

Scott: "Yeah, 6th grade sucked!"

Brett: "Yep, that's when things got hairy for me. Wet dreams and messy laundry."

by von groovy June 07, 2019

when imposter isn't sus

when the imposter isn't sus...................oh well

man1: HEY DUDE when imposter isn't sus
man2: ._.
man1: ._.
man2: delete my number you have wasted so much of my time

by Fricken Yeet April 24, 2021

when bio gets lit

when your biology teacher decides it's a good time to dab during class

Hey Mrs. Steblein was all "when bio gets lit" today in class.

by mhsisgr8 October 21, 2016

when did i ask

A person that has no friends and is trying to do a good comeback. *Tom Horne* cough cough

Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?

by Merco-_- April 23, 2020

When Did I Ask

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

by snerfl February 01, 2021

when in doubt won't

Stubbornly resolute rendition of when in doubt don't. Advice you wish you had listened to a couple weeks after

If only when in doubt won't was considered moral morrows wouldn't have withered.

by Hercolena Oliver April 17, 2009