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swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying
by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020
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Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024
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pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long
Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022
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ROTS

An acronym for Star Wars Revenge Of the Sith. If you don’t know this acronym then you’re not a true fan of the series
Tyler, you have to stop watching ROTS over and over and have hope that anakin won’t turn to the dark side.
by Gamer girl XDXD November 23, 2020
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Rotting

Another word for being tragically hungover, because the fumes of the alcohol are seeping out of your pores as you feel the wrath of the scaries.
Kelly: how are you feeling after last night? I’m so ill

Melissa: dude I’m rotting, I’m never drinking again
by richellealexis July 29, 2022
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Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates
Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly
by Thlegend October 13, 2020
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Rot

Rot is a deadly, otherwordly virus. It spreads from host to host and begins the decay process on whatever it touches. Rot should be feared and if you see any Rot you should report it to your local government immediately. Nothing is safe from Rot, and every instance should be taken seriously. Please do not attempt to deal with or make your own Rot, as it could end horribly.
Bro, I just went into the woods and saw some Rot there.

Dude we need to tell the police about it right now.
by HsifReal February 8, 2023
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