enemy lasagna

Woooooord disassociation

Enemy lasagna

Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

Blue Lasagna

The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t

I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…

by Veezer February 19, 2022

Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside

Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna

by Johnny Sins's son November 23, 2021

Pink lasagna

lasagna is pink

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"

by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023

stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen March 04, 2018

Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration

I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.

by McCrispies20 May 05, 2023

Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.

The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.

by Devskii July 26, 2022