Dutch Airfrier

The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.

Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.

by RandyLane December 12, 2022

Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.

"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"

by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009

dutch mcflurry

Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry

"I gave that chick a Dutch mcflurry, it was disgusting "

by Mcflurry dutch June 5, 2016

dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry October 11, 2015

dutch paddle

Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.

Jas gave Angie a dutch paddle last night.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

Dutch Farewell

When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.

The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.

When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.

Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...

Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!

by GMMC February 8, 2010