Tentacle Suicide

A suicide between 10 people.

Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.

by bowgawa February 20, 2025

Testamigo

Latino or Hispanic “Eskimo brother”. A person of Latino or Hispanic heritage that has had sex with the same woman as you.

For females - Testamiga

Hey, did you hear that Jose hooked up with your ex? Looks like you guys are Testamigos now.

by Sterling James May 21, 2025

testari

testari is the very smashable alpha god tier goonmaxxing level 69000 gyatt rizzler that singlehandedly took down the entire rocktorran military in the literary masterpiece IRONY OF THE IMPERIUM and is the most hot, famous man in all of klentica with over 490858930583540390853095839085 imperial subjects

random klent guy #1: "did you hear about the new business that opened up down the street?"
random klent guy #2: "yeah, testari's prostitution services! my wife went there last week. said he was great."
random klent guy #1: "nice, im gonna check it out tonight!"
random klent guy #2: "oh damn, didnt know he was gay"

by god-emperor of klentonnia May 22, 2025

Tentastical

A delightful state of being both wiggly and fantastic; characterised by uncontrollable excitement, limb-flailing energy, or a whimsical, tentacle-like feeling in the body. Often associated with joy, anticipation, or chaotic glee.

“I’m feeling so tentastical, completely excited and wiggly, like I’ve got tentacles for limbs. I can’t sit still!”

by fluffysupernatural July 2, 2025

Tentacle Testicular Torsion

A gruesome act where you pay for an octopus you've ordered to eat at an Asian restaurant, and instead decide to undress publicly, allowing the octopus to grip your balls with its tentacle and twist them until they turn purple and blue from lack of blood flow, while also having tentacles attached inside your ass. This is followed by a crowd chanting "Triple T, Triple T, Triple T!" as your balls are ripped off by the octopus, like a game of tether ball where the rope snaps, leaving them hanging only by the tentacles in your ass. Then you proceed to rip the octopus off yourself by swinging your body so fast that the octopus splats against the wall, leaving an ink mark and your two balls. This is finally followed by everyone shouting at once: "Bullseye!!"

Thomas never expected to receive a tentacle testicular torsion!

Laila cheered on Lucas as he started his first tentacle testicular torsion on himself!

by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025

Tentative

A great song by System of a Down. I just listened to it. We should all take a moment and go listen to Tentative by System of a Down. Play it over the speakers as bombs fall. It's great. I'm probably going to listen to it again now.

Tentative by System of a Down

Hym 🎶No oOone! No one's gonna save us noooooow🎶

Iam 🎶NOT EVEN GOOOOOOOOD🎶

by Hym Iam January 13, 2026

De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari

Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living

by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016