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teleigha

teleigha is a gansta ✊🏼
“oosh did you see teleigha driving in her tiida?”

“yeah she’s gangsta as”
by mysky March 28, 2024
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television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?
by I know write five January 22, 2025
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Telekiniggas

Act of making drugs disappear into thin air when being searched by the police
Using his telekiniggas Tyrone made the drugs disappear while the police were searching him
by Sgt Asscheese February 19, 2026
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television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.
I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?
by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025
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Telekiniggas

Tyrone was being arrested for possession but he used his telekiniggas to make the dope disappeare out of thin air
by Sgt Asscheese December 12, 2025
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Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003
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Vanilla Television

Bland, unoffensive television programmes that nobody really likes or dislikes.
The kind of tv show you put on in the background when you have a lot of friends over and it fills a void, but nobody really pays that much attention to it.
"That tv show 'Friends' is such Vanilla Television"
by Justinho September 10, 2010
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