Traumafying

When something is both traumatizing and terrifying

"Hey man, remember when the neighbor would moon you?"

"Yeah, it was pretty traumafying."

by DiceRebellion April 10, 2015

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

traumacation

Accidents and illnesses on a vacation that ruin the trip. Food poisoning, broken bones and medical illnesses force a person to go to the hospital or remain in their hotel room. trauma, accident, crash, fall, food poisoning, diarrhea, vacation, fun, cruise, cruise ship, hotel, beach, ocean, luxury, party, family reunion

During my cruise, I had nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and a massive headache for 6 days. On the last day of the trip, I felt better. It was a traumacation.

by joecoolthefool July 12, 2016

Traumaroused

The act of simultaneously being traumatized and aroused by someone or something.

Seeing Eric in a sexy unicorn costume left me traumaroused.

by Cyberich November 7, 2016

trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc

Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound

by Zer0 January 17, 2017

traumed up

The state of being high on marijuana.

"I gives a fuck if you traumed up
Don Perignoned up" - Jay Z

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by Mblaze247 May 16, 2017

Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.

1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.

by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018