prophetic note-taking

The act of IM'ing, Facebooking, emailing, engaging in youtube flame wars or otherwise surfing the web, in class whereby the student continues to type even though the teacher has stopped speaking for 30 seconds or more. Generally paired with a complete and obvious lack of attention to the lecture.

As the professor paused he noticed several students continued typing long after he stopped lecturing. "Interesting, taking notes in ADVANCE of my saying something...this must be the 'prophetic note-taking' I've heard about from the Religion department professors."

by lirank December 7, 2010

Taking Names

When an individual completely dominates their competitors.

"Dude, you beat the shiz out of everyone at the poker table, yo!"

"Yeah brother, I iz been taking names"

by Whodlum May 3, 2009

talking angela

fucking creepy as hell hacker app that will ruin your life and is associated with pedophiles!

"Don't download that app it's like a Talking Angela"

by Entire one direction fandom February 21, 2014

Taking a dump

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.

Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"

by seanflow May 23, 2006

Talking

When two people like eachother and are getting to know each other better,but are still single and not "going out" yet.

I've been talking to talking to this boy for a few weeks, but hes not my boyfriend yet.

by alex December 5, 2003

taking a poop

The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.

Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.

by Josh and Mike May 4, 2006

I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

1. To inform someone that the current situation is no longer working.

2. Fuck off.

3. Your not doing it for me anymore, or what you offer is lacking.

The new "it's not me it's you" is "I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"It wasn't working out so I told her 'I'd be taking my talents to south beach."

"My boss was giving me grief so I said, straight up 'I'll be taking my talents to south beach."

"You don't have kidney beans in this here general store?! Well f-that. I'll be taking my talents to south beach!"

"After the Rolling Stones article, President Obama told General McChrystal he could take his talents to south beach."

It originates when LeBron James turned down the Cleveland Cavaliers offer, on a 1 hour nationally televised special, expressing that he was signing with the Miami Heat. He said "This fall I am taking my talents to south beach."

by Master Alexander July 11, 2010