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Bad Touch Tuesday

Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?

Scotty: Bro, what day is it?

Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!

Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.

Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011
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tuesday slump

You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.
After a Monday of kickin ass and taking names at the salt mine, Brad hit a Tuesday Slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough BS left in the tank to even make it to Hump Day, let alone the weekend.
by Larry the Lamb October 2, 2013
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hoosker tuesdays

an erotic sexual act, that involves high velocity spinning on a tire swing, while performing the spread eagle position,usually involving household condiments(relish,salsa,ketchup,jam,etc.)performed prominantly on fridays.
hank: hey cindy, hoosker tuesdays?

cindy: but its only thursday.

hank: oh,and the refrigerator is empty.

cindy: aw, too bad
by seth engleman December 9, 2008
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See You Next Tuesday

“See you next Tuesday! ”
“See you next Tuesday” she said “don’t call me a cunt!” He replied
by UngaUnga March 27, 2021
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Fat Tuesday

Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.

Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.
"Happy Fat Tuesday."

"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."
by Peter Potamus May 8, 2004
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C U Next Tuesday

You dont wanna call that lady a cunt. So call her a C U Next Tuesday. You want your buddy to know what you really think, tell him that lady is a C U Next Tuesday.
That customer was a C U Next Tuesday.
My ex girlfriend is a C U Next Tuesday.
You are being a C U Next Tuesday.
Will you please stop being a C U Next Tuesday.
School, church, work, family dinner, whenever you feel the need to drop the C-bomb, now you can.
by ActionJem September 26, 2008
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nigga tuesday

john:wats up dude

thomas:its nigga tuesday
by teddybear555 May 12, 2009
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