Deep Vein Thrombonesis

Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.

Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.

After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

tromboning

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone

a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.

by brewlio May 11, 2007

rusty trambone

a rusty trambone is when someone gives a guy a hand job while blowing in the guy's asshole

bob recieved a rusty trambone during sex

by The Real Don Juan August 28, 2005

rusty trumbone

when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off

HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved

by brassman October 14, 2003

tromboner

The nickname for trombone players. The real tromboners a chill but most are weird

That tromboner is a weirdo

by Forty-nine December 11, 2016

Trombonio

One who administers a rusty trombone.

Manbonio: "Blow harder, Trombonio!"
Trombonio: "Slurp"

by Tom MW June 11, 2006

Tromboner

1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).

2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.

3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.

Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!

Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!

by definerofthewords January 26, 2011