Toast and Ghost

When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.

"yo man I crashed that party, straight up toast and ghosted that bitch!'

by JulesRules89 February 10, 2014

thomas jerome Newton

Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie

" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "

by Jareths balls June 9, 2016

thomas cooley

nigga that is bent and not straight he licks rapists giant nobs and grasses up every fucker going, has pheasant on Thursday.

hes a thomas cooley

by sc-elliehunt2004 February 9, 2018

Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.

Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”

by J.Mimz May 11, 2018

Toast You

1. (phrase) An insult invented by Google Translate, with the help of the YouTuber, Random Typek. To get this translation, go to Google Translate with "detect language" to English and simply type "tostostostos".

Meaghan: You're spoopid
Sultan: No u
Meaghan: tOaSt YoU

by Unilingo Bluebirb May 13, 2019

Thomas Lane

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

Toast Sweat

n, a noun used to describe the condensation left on the plate when you lift a slice of hot toast off the plate.

Daniel: "My plates covered in toast sweat."

Jo: "Don't worry about it, your toast will be finished in a minute."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021