third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

by KarlaSue2001 July 28, 2006

third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.

The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.

by Edgar Pruviance May 29, 2009

vote third party

Vote third party is code for smoking weed

hey man, do you vote third party?

by tim March 13, 2005

Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, Women are always wrong.

Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice


According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.

by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009

The Third Floor

a double balcony. with 2 couples, one on the second floor up and the other on the third. you switch out with a friend then go to the bottom floor and wave. giving your girlfriends pleasant surprises.

Cody,Alex,Billy,and I did quite a number on those girls with the third floor.

by Dr. Love and the clitmaster March 23, 2007

The Third Degree

To intensely cross-examine or interrogate someone.

"I explained to him what company policy was, but he wouldn't listen. He really gave me the third degree"

by vortex320 December 18, 2011

third-eye material

Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.

"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."

-third-eye material

by magnoliak February 26, 2011