Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.
"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."
The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?
Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.