thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 24, 2004

Thick Ass

The thing that Kim Kardashian is globally recognized for and praised and ejaculating off upon.

Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"

by BigWiseGuy December 20, 2014

thick cunt

a thick cunt, is some cunt who is thick as fuck.

people who join the army are thick cunts.

by hooper man December 18, 2007

Thick'd

Were one of your friend kill you and your group from Neeb's Gaming

I'll guess I'll never live to tell the time I thick'd myself from seven days to die a Neeb's Gaming song

by Lillianna666 February 23, 2020

Thick'd

To experience misfortune after you or another person initiated a plan with either little to no forethought or based said plan on an assumption with no relevant data to back the assumption up.

My uncle Brian thought he knew why my toaster oven was broken, he assured me he could fix it. Now I sleep in a tent while my home is being repaired. My uncle Brian totally Thick'd me.

by Feyn-0 October 9, 2017

thick dick wolf

A gentlemen who is shy and timid, but has a dick that can bite. The bitches love their wild cock size. The most famous tdw is named Eric. His second in command is Colin and Danny

I love me some thick dick wolf!

by Gingiesinner April 14, 2014

Thick as a Snicker

Term used to define a fly shorty. Said shorty can't be spindly and thin, nor albino, and can't be a chickenhead either. To be Thick as a Snicker it helps if the girl is of color but it is not a requirement. Typically, the female will have an attractive posterior and legs and you'll be attracted to her instantly. This is also known as "having strong feelings towards the girl."

Term made popular by the Brandon Flowers (cornerback for KC Chiefs) tweet to random girl he saw on the street.

Me: Yo dude check out the bangin' chick going into that korean nail salon!
JP: Word up homes, she so fly that she Thick as a Snicker.

Me: Girl let me holla at you, I'm boning up seeing how you as thick as a snicker.
Girl: That's the best pick up line I ever heard! I'm glad you like my fly ass! Do you wanna come over later?

Brandon Flowers (via twitter): So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u

by Suge Night May 18, 2011