Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

chronically iconically the same person syndrome

when two best friends (often having met each other less than 6 months ago) are so much the same person, it’s why they clicked and now they will just continue to ascend into being the exact same. there is no cure.

“Aven and Finn only met 3 months ago, how are they so close?”
“they have chronically iconically the same person syndrome.

by ahallforall002 December 9, 2023

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

same in a vacuum

When two things that are barely different are being compared

Operating from the left block, and operating from the right block are the same in a vacuum

by Doug Johnson February 22, 2017

75 same color t-shirt

Name code for the best deal on a lb of cocain.

-Wassup dawg!
-Wassup ma nigga!
-75 same color t-shirt .
-For sure dawg.

by bathsaltonmyfries March 3, 2017

Green Blue Same Time

The Best song ever made, made by the amazing band Indigo Blu

Idiot (Clearly Colour blind): what you listening to ?
Gigachad: Green Blue Same Time
Idiot: Red Brown Same Time I don't know I'm colour blind.

by Slipperylemurstan7412 September 12, 2022

same

The word to say after someone says or does anything dumb or idiotic.

Guy : “I enjoy vaping so much, I wish I could hit fatter clouds and learn tricks.”
Friend: “Same”

by Stibic February 2, 2019