HORN OF THE UNICORN 

slang for cock

and

a yugioh card

Sergio: Hey mija, u want to polish my HORN OF THE UNICORN? Pull the trigger of my love gun? Ride the lightning? Pet my ant eater? Eat my beef jerkey?

Bitch: Yes!

Sergio: Ok, bend over and take it! Take it!

HORN OF THE UNICORN by SERGIO SANDOVAL October 14, 2011

to be known to the Unforegivables 

(Unforegiveables always with a capital u): to have a criminal record, most likely in the United States

To be known to the Unforegivables,, as a phrase, comes from the fact that if you have a criminal record in the United States it almost certainly is for life.

to be known to the Unforegivables by Uncle Dimma February 10, 2014

The Universe 

Everything there is, at least by peons that don't know any better.

The Universe is relative... to the creatures that live in it, it's everything, but to the people who create them it's just another task that has to be maintained every couple thousand years.

I think the Universe we humans live in is really a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong. I think it was created by some advanced, but very fallible, students using futuristic technology. To us these students are our Gods. To their professors they are total smegheads and gits, always causing trouble.

Two Gods are taking a leak in the restroom....

God #1: So how is The Universe going?

God #2: My professor thinks I'm going to have to flood the damn thing and start over from scratch. The DNA is just so corrupted from so much inbreeding.

I *knew* I should have added "Thou shalt not do thy brothers and sisters" to my list of commandments. How about yours?

God #1: Well I already tried the flood thing... plus I sent down massive earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions and the like... and many of them STILL won't acknowledge my existence!

I think maybe if I send down that Messiah I promised to that git early on, it might help.

God #2: I wouldn't hold your breath on the Messiah thing. I mean it MIGHT work... in about 2000 years or so.

The Universe by Alfie The Horndog April 4, 2006

The shit stain on the underwear of life 

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

The shit stain on the underwear of life by blu3hat February 27, 2011

masters of the universe generation 

Born as early as 1979, and as late as 1985, the MOTU generation have many things in common with the thundercats generation. Growing up watching a quality and (for someone of a young age) thought-provoking series encompassing action, adventure, fighting, and intelligent charactors; this generation would come to be a well-rounded set of individuals.

Masters of the universe generation learned much in their early years from tv.

masters of the universe generation by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

The Union 

Another name synonymous with America or the United States.

The Union is comprised of over 280 million people and 50 states.

The Union by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005

The Up-Down 

Checking someone out by looking from the head then down.

1: I just gave that person the up-down

2: whats the up down

3: I checked her/him out from head to toe

The Up-Down by otis101 November 2, 2012