God

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The lord all mighty, who created all things. He is the immortal being who has been around longer then anything ever. To spend eternity with Him in the paradise He has given the name Hevan repent of your sins and accepte Him into your heart as your Lord and Savior.
I enjoy Joel Osteen's podcast about how to live your life the way God wishes for you to live it.
by Survivor of the Season March 20, 2017
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The strongest force of all, he is the all knowing and the creator of everything. He sits apon a throne in heaven encouraging people to do the right thing.
Heaven is real and it's where "god" is.
by Death-king#1 May 08, 2016
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A technologically advanced alien being from the planet of Genesis in the galaxy of Andromeda who arrived on Earth at about 212 BC via a wormhole on his starship. The starship had a name and it was called Noah's Ark (later the name becomes a myth in the Bible).

This alien being calling himself God enslaved human beings and manipulated their minds so that they would all praise this alien named God.

Jesus was created by God using a method similar to our IVF treatment, except much more advanced with a success rate of 100%. Jesus was then released into the community and God watched as society interacted with him. His research on the human race was completed when Jesus was hung out to dry on a cross.

God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda and now lives with his wife Mary, 2 boys and a girl. His longevity is due to the technology of his society.
God returned to the galaxy of Andromeda.
by God Is An Alien December 19, 2004
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An ideal that, whether one believes in it or not, has kept people talking for centuries past and future.
god exists, god exists not; god exists, god exists not.
by Jade May 25, 2003
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an all-ruling supposedly all-powerful being that somehow people think created us...i was under the impression i came from my mother and father. he is a fierce person who shows NO mercy to anybody even to people who follow him. and if you don't go god's way you get to be tortured for the rest of forever when you snuff it.
if you want an example of God see tyrant
by liL Bulletz December 24, 2007
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I used to believe in God until my curly hairs grew.
by Reverend J. Izzy Commode December 15, 2010
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