swipe

when someone says some dumb shit, you call swipe on it, then you swipe the fuck out they neck.

Philip: you can make six figures doing onlyfans
person: you can make a million dollars?!
Philip: no you silly goose that’s 100,000+ SWIPE!!!

by mary20122012 February 23, 2021

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022

unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

swipe sweats

When someone is swiping through your photos and you’re sweating cause you don’t know what’s next.

I got the swipe sweats knowing Susie got my photos open

by Hexentales September 16, 2022

Swamp Swipe

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.

I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!

by T91G March 31, 2022

Swiping

Place two fingers inside her vagina, then use your thumb to stimulate the Clitoris.

It’s like swiping a text message or holding you phone and swiping left or right on Tinder.

by Joey 2.0 April 10, 2022

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021