Swipe it

When you flatten someone’s dick so much it is as thin as a credit card.

My girlfriend flattened my dick so flat to the point where you swipe it like a credit card.

by Kidthesquid September 11, 2020

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

Swish and Swipe

Then take the toilet bowl brush and swish it around in the toilet. Even if you don't use any soap; you will keep stuff from growing in there. Then wipe off the back of the toilet with the used paper towel or rag, then the seat, the rim and lastly the sides and floor.

My little brother went to piss and missed so I made sure to get the rim when I had to swish and swipe on my chore list.

by The Chorist July 30, 2018

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card

Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe

by jill lavigne November 24, 2023

Swipe & sniff

When you credit card someone with your hand then make them sniff your hand. Similar to a dirty Sanchez but minus the poo.

"I swipe & sniffed my husband last night after the gym, he did not enjoy it"

by Dirty_KK June 8, 2025

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022