Swedish Tuck

The technique of fluidly and discreetly hiding an unwanted erection with one's waistband.

This is accomplished by:
1) Discreetly pulling out your waistband with your thumbs.
2) Lifting the leg which your erection is laying against and rotating it in a forward-circular motion, similar to an Olympic hurdler.
3) Catching said erection in your waistband whilst lowering your leg to its natural posture.
4) Continue on with your head held high, knowing the population is oblivious to your throbbing secret.

High schoolers would be wading through a proverbial forest of dongs if it weren't for the art of the Swedish Tuck.

by cockmed March 3, 2011

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion

fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench

by the dirty sweed July 12, 2011

SwedishSamuel

A guy who is a pig and likes to root in big piles of dirt. Swedish Samuel is someone who is formerly known as Swedish Musicikon Bert Karlsson who likes to swim in milk etc.

To agitate SwedishSamuel all you have to do is HackaHål or chop a hole in his head to make him very very angry and to rage. This practice is very amusing for everyone but him.

"Who's that lying on the floor rolling around in his own mess"

"Oh its just SwedishSamuel"

by Sneaksy93 November 27, 2011

Swedish Chainsaw

When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.

"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"

by lessmills September 25, 2013

Swedish Bath

Washing your asshole after shitting. Done in anticipation of anal sex.

Yo Dawg, I had to Swedish bath before Anastasia came over, that bitch goes crazy on my asshole.

by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 8, 2009

Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.

After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.

by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

Swedish Prince

The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.

I totally gave that guy who was talking in the theater a wicked Swedish Prince.

by Ghengis Kunt March 8, 2010