swanky bageling

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

shank and bank

when you shank a guy, steal his wallet, and then go to the bank.

With the strain of the current economy, I was forced to shank and bank a bitch.

by Micmadarach April 3, 2009

shank

To stab someone quickly and repeatedly in the side or lower back, usually with a shiv or, occasionally, a spork.

Dude, I totally just got shanked by that guy.
Your kidneys are bleeding. Did someone shank you?
It is impossible to shank The Unshankable Man.

by Heretic666 July 3, 2005

swankindicular

ridiculously swanky - posh and over the top elegance almost to the point of tacky - but not quite

Celebs have swankendicular weddings. I went to a christmas party at the 4 Seasons. That place is swankindicular

by Julene Nolan January 9, 2008

Shankadoodle

One who looks up the definition of shankadoodle.

Hey. Look at you. You're pretty, I bet...shankadoodle.CORN!

by Jpick April 9, 2003

posh man's wank

Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh' is used to denote the expense of buying a pack of condoms for such a menial reason (to make the wank more pleasurable).

"I've still got some jonnies left over, I know, I'll have a posh man's wank."

by Tipp-Ex June 16, 2009

scank

An extremely unatractive person who gets with many men and nobody likes her.(Renee Fulenkamp)

Julie Mescher is a skank.

by Hulk April 25, 2005