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Scooby-Doo Mysteries

A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.
MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.

SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.

Use: The Dog Got Better...

"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him

MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...

"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries

SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.

Bonus Example:

When asked

"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."
by TDceKJ April 23, 2023
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Phantom Scooby

Phantom Scooby is when your girl is sleeping, you rub one out on her ass, pull up her panties and slap her ass. the load dries and in the morning when she goes to pee...the panties are stuck to her ass
by FOFFRACING October 19, 2009
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Related Words
Stooby scooby-doo Scoobysnacks scooby stoob shooby Spooby stoopy stoozy swooby

Scooby Dooing

Seriously trippin on bandaids while watching scooby-doo with friends.
Jack loves Scooby Dooing every night with Neal.
by JT1138 August 6, 2008
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scooby doo

The act of farting into a box or jar or other closeable object and sealing it. Then you have somebody else open it up and take a whiff of your goodness.
I scooby doo'ed your mom. And she liked it.
by Nate O'Potato April 8, 2004
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Scooby Dooing

Scooby Dooing is a sexual act. It requires 4 members to kidnap a brown dog in a hippy van, where they will proceed to smoke weed and then take turns shaggying the dog in a doggy-style position. Once all 4 members have finished, they will release their scooby-goo on the dogs face as to make it look like a ghost, after which they will restrain the dog and "take off" his ghost mask by licking of the scooby-goo.
Fred: "Where were you guys gone last weekend?"
Thomas: "We were Scooby Dooing Kacper's dog!"
Fred: "Ah, that's why it's limping so much."
by ScoobyPooDooDoo January 26, 2020
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scoobynet

Internet site scoobynet.co.uk
where assorted idiots talk about how much faster their subaru is than every other car on the road including ferraris and porches. Also despite being a car site has forums for DIY (my subaru is a better drill then a Black and decker). sport ( my subaru is a better football player than david beckham) and other crap like muppets where wankers talk rubbish all day and say wibble.
Get a life, moi, nope I am going to spend each and every day on scoobynet.
by the daddy February 26, 2004
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Scooby Doo

A damn dog, that's always meddling in damn criminals' damn crimes and bustin' their asses.
Pimpnigga: Yo', Scooby Doo came and fucked my plan by steppin' all ova' my dick yo!

Fuckface Magee: I know mon, he fucked my plan to. That muthafuckin shitfuck dog.
by PimpNigga April 23, 2006
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