Skip to main content

permanent greenlight status

When you are so desperate that you will give the go ahead or "greenlight" to any girl willing to do you. Even really skanky ones. abb. PGS
"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."
by Jake and Will May 30, 2006
mugGet the permanent greenlight status mug.

walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
mugGet the walled in the status mug.

Phil Status

The act of being extremely homosexual. Usually while being under the influence of alcohol. Originated from Phil Torres
I shouldnt of fucked that guy last night. I was totally in phil status
by Spartan_831 January 25, 2009
mugGet the Phil Status mug.

zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.
dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.
by military dude June 6, 2010
mugGet the zombie status mug.

Statutory Vape

The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials such as hardware and e-liquid to those under the age of 18.
The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials to those under the age of 18 is considered Statutory Vape.
by Rooker2011 May 17, 2011
mugGet the Statutory Vape mug.

PIMP STATUS

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010
mugGet the PIMP STATUS mug.

Statusfy

Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.
1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?
by Cleefy July 28, 2010
mugGet the Statusfy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email