Statusfy 

Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.

1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?

Statusfy by Cleefy July 28, 2010

statusfy 

To satisfy your need for attention by posting your business on facebook.

Tom: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Brad: "That whore. You should totally statusfy your anger."

statusfy by Star&Sky1 December 27, 2009

Statusfy 

The act of posting or updating your status on one of the many social networking sites.

I'm totally gonna statusfy what John just said!

Statusfy by mrcpr09 October 22, 2009

statusfaction 

the feeling of elation one experiences when they are quite pleased with their clever facebook (or other online networking site) status. usually accompanied by a smug grin or a laugh that begs to be asked, "what's so funny?"

"having used his iphone to update his facebook, jim smiled with statusfaction at his witty statement, which he was sure would receive numerous comments."

statusfaction by The Pep April 6, 2009

statusfied 

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.

Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED

statusfied by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009

statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.

"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.

statusry by Astrapto June 9, 2011

Statisfying 

To be satisfied with the statistical element of something

Her statistical breakdown of the gun control issue was precise and in depth, it was very statisfying.

Statisfying by Stat John December 26, 2012