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Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.
Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!
by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019
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Starbucks

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"
by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019
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Starbucks Mode

Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.
"Mr Jackson, can I go Starbucks Mode?" "Okay, go ahead my little sparrow" (Dismissive grunt)
by EdgarAllenPoop January 29, 2024
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Starbucking

Starbucking: (v) to meet with others at high-priced, non-alcoholic beverage retailers for random, comfy-couch conversation and people-watching
Hey (insert friend's name)... I feel like Starbucking, wanna come?
by Gramr Qween October 27, 2011
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starbucks bae

10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES
by I_is_kenzie September 18, 2016
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Starbucks

worst coffee play of all time tbh get coffee anywhere else the worst part is is that it isnt even fucking coffee its just milkshakes with caffine "don't wake me up before i've had my starbuckssss" i hope you perish
don't wake me up until i've had my starbucks
shut the FUCK up
by TransfomerFan64 July 30, 2024
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April 26th national Starbucks Day

A day where you can make anyone buy you Starbucks
by Coffee<3 April 25, 2022
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