starbucks

An employment haven for college dropouts, musicians, poets, and sundry artsy types, still living at home whilst pressing into their 30's, desperate for health insurance until they can make a living following the muse.

my high school drop out brother just got a job at McDonalds.
Oh yeah! Well, my college drop out sister just got a job at Starbucks. That is; until she makes it as a stage actress.

starbucks by paco March 16, 2004

Starbucks

Starbucks is a widely popular and overpriced coffee franchise.

Hipsters diss it and promote "going local", teenage girls Instagram pictures of their drinks every time they go there, and regular people buy their caffeine and work or study in the quiet atmosphere.

A person walks into Starbucks, buys a $4 frappe, and walks out the door silently judging girls taking selfies with mocha cookie crumbles

Starbucks by GritnGrind September 2, 2013

Starbucks

A Coffee shop, where after becoming famous, is not actually good coffee at all. An old lady in the back just shits in your cup, and that's it. You can also find people with glasses and laptops occupying the very limited seating space.

Hey, what did you do this morning?

Oh, I just went down to Starbucks to get some coffee

Dude, that sucks

yeah, I don't feel myself, when I think about it.

Starbucks by mr. master clone face December 19, 2013

starbucks dieter 

an overweight starbucks patron usually dressed in sweatpants and 3xx Tshirt who orders a non fat latte with a shot of caramel and whipped cream and a blueberry muffin

it looks like a starbucks dieter convention in here today

starbucks dieter by bangalore bob October 3, 2014

Starbuckser 

The person that comes to mind when you are in a Starbucks buying coffee because you know they wouldn't miss the chance of being there at Starbucks with you.

I wish my Starbuckser was here.

Starbuckser by Bisi Sous Panda August 20, 2015

Starfucker 

The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.

Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!

Starfucker by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Starbucks

Great coffee, although your purchase is in the image of the company.

It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.

Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.

Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!

Starbucks by redzone1 March 28, 2009