Shane

If you meet a Shane proceed with caution. They can either be your best friend, best boyfriend, or a backstabbing cunt. They might keep to them selfs but once you get to know them they will tell you almost everything. They have an amazing personality and are very kind. If you happen to find one then never betray their trust they will probably never talk to you again. This person is very petty and will admit it. If they ever ask you to be more than friends (friends with benefits) then think thoroughly about your choice. Never dought this person if they say you are important to them. Though if you are their girlfriend beware if they think you are cheating on them they will 'do something like cheat and they won't know about it until it's over'. This person is a huge nerd and geek. He will not hesitate to call you out on a lie. And also can be the best thing that ever happened to you. They are very handsome and are packing, so watch out. Though they will call you out on a lie they can lie better than most people. It might be in your best interest to not judge a Shane by a first impression. Though all Shanes may not be like this.

PERSON 1: "Omg, is that Shane?"
PERSON 2: " Yeah, didn't you hear he cheated on his girlfriend."
SHANE: * Gives person 1 and 2 death glare*

by #just a tease February 16, 2019

Shane Kang

Someone who has a micropenis and gets off to interspecies gay furry loli tentacle scat NTR hentai. Usually stays inside all day and takes 2 hour jack off sessions in the shower. WE ALL KNOW YOU STROKE YOUR YOLK IN THE SHOWER SHANE.

Verb: Mi dios ur actually pulling a Shane Kang rn.

Noun: 2 hour showers? His name is probably Shane Kang

by NotShaneKang April 16, 2019

Shane Dawson-ing

Touching your cat/having bestiality

Man: Alright kitty, I'm going to you put catnip on my peen
Cat: pls stop shane dawson-ing me I can't do it it

by MissMoiraReid April 24, 2019

Shane dawson

A racist, pedophile

Did you hear janice pulled a Shane dawson??

by Lolzorjk July 7, 2020

Shane dawson

A racist pedophile that likes to pleasure his cat

Yep he really did just pull a Shane Dawson now he’s in prison

by Pussypie August 30, 2020

Shane&jade

They are strong, head over heals in love. have big big plans for the future. Supportive,great communication,family oriented, best friends. They have been through hell and back together. They can survive anything life throws at them.

They love to show affection and give each other cute nicknames like honey,baby,angel,my love

And they love the others families and siblings with everything they have

Shane and jade are a strong and great couple full of fun and love even if they are far they are close.

“Shane and jade are so strong together!”
“Wow,shane&jade are really in love!”

by Unknown 962 November 4, 2020

A Shane

An excuse for not training, after one has previously commited to training.

The twat said he was coming training and now he is giving a shane.

by MickyG@Sasquatch January 30, 2019