The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

by DrFuck February 12, 2021

Double standard

If a male gets his dick chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world gets to laugh because he was probably a rapist and an abuser, at least that is the accusation, but if a female got her tits or other parts chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world is expected to weep for such a brave soul (even if she might have been someone who wasn't a nice or good person).

It's a double standard when the lives of one sex are treated like junk/garbage, and the lives of another are treated like critical and revered.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

American Standard

When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.

Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.

by seed323 February 25, 2010

Mac Standard

gayest m*tha f*ucka on the face of the earth

rurouni kenshin sucks

by James W. May 5, 2003

standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.

"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked

by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013

Standard Supermodel Measurement

Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.

Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!

The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.

by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005