A spread-eagle slampig, or "slammy," for short is a adjective describing a loose woman or man. In other words, someone who is openly sexually active and is usually associated with being dirty. Very easily become sexual prey or is willing to engage in sexual acts with strangers.
I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
I.E. in the military these women or men are considered "moral gear," where anyone willing is able to have a turn.
Example: "I thought that girl was a slut before, but she's been around so much she's more of a spread-eagle slampig!"
Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
Example 2: "I wouldn't be caught in between the sheets with that "slammy", I don't want to contract any diseases.
by Metalczenko January 9, 2010
Get the spread-eagle slampigmug. Chris just got back from Mexico and he ended up with Montezuma's Revenge. He's been spreading some mulch all week.
by jrcapital1 April 26, 2011
Get the spreading some mulchmug. A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.
Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!
by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010
Get the Spreading Schoolmug. by Claire..Cheeky July 13, 2017
Get the spread your cheeksmug. Look it is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs, when they are uh um, when they they're surrounded by other people
by unknownperson408 August 27, 2021
Get the Spread your legsmug. Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter
by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018
Get the Spread your cheeksmug. by gnag bang May 21, 2016
Get the spread your legsmug.