Splooge

To ejackulate

That chix so hot ima splooge

by papi pig November 4, 2019

Splooch

A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”

Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*

by ThuCuck23 August 10, 2020

Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone

Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Splooge

When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.

"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"

by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021

Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis

Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here

by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022