slee

product that remains on the bedsheets after intercourse. usually the product of vaginal intercourse, not to be confused with santorum i.e. the "wet" in "wet spot"

I'm not going to sleep there, the sheets are covered in slee.

by Mrs. Peacock June 22, 2004

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

Shleep

When you are surprised by what someone says and don't know how to respond via text

"NO I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF IF YOU IGNORE ME!!!"

"I'm shleep"

by jennassica April 22, 2017

slee'd

Proceeding to take advantage of a girl after she's passed out or cannot remember. Also known as rape.

so and so passed out last night in this random dudes room so I slee'd the shit out of her.

by J Delta October 3, 2006

Spleef

An ambiguous verb that does not really explain what is occurring. Can be used in a good or bad way (see examples). Most commonly used with bodily parts.

Oh my god dude! My anus is spleefing!

That girl over there makes me want to spleef so hard.

by Gatapi October 9, 2011

sleege

to ejaculate, jizz, cum

after 10 mins of thinking about Susie, billy lost it and sleeged his pants

by shimdaddy May 22, 2003

spleep

Noun describing a very short sleep.

*I fell aspleep during class today.
*Have a spleep before you start work.
*I like spleeping.

by Sara, Sangah, Zenobia. May 2, 2006