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mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert
Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!
by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011
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Alpine Snowboot

The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear
Sue: Did you see Betty's face?
Derek: Yeah, Jake gave her and alpine snowboot last night.
by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 11, 2018
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Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.
So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.
by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009
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Canadian Snowbox

Dale: You know eh? we should go and sesh in the Canadian Snowbox
Doug:Sure eh, lets get super high
by Chromes February 22, 2011
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snowblind

when a guy jacks off behind his unaware girlfriend, cums on his hands, then puts his hands over his girlfriend's eyes while saying 'guess who'.
guy1: so what did u get upto last night?
guy2: I snowblinded your mom!
by naynaynay February 18, 2008
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Snotblock

Snotblocking is when you shout the preemptive "Bless you" to someone that is about to sneeze.

This may also apply to someone that has sneezed once and looks like they are going to sneeze again.

The sneeze version of cockblock.
<ACHOO>
Bless you, bro!
Imma sneeze again... <AA..
Bless you
Damn you! You totally snotblocked me!
by Donfuji February 6, 2012
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