sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

sniggerbiscuit

a large unkept person who uses food as a release

hey doe, look at that sniggerbiscuit cross the street its ready to attack that kfc

by fixxor July 14, 2015

Sniperwipe

When one utilizes the minimal amount of toilet paper to finalize the wiping process of ones anus, or for precious fecal removal.

Frank employed a tactical sniperwipe to expunge all fecal matter from his ass.

by noobcicle May 21, 2018

Snivermorsel

A tiny insignificant little piece of whatever shitty thing you're referring to.

"Dear sister, please, give me a tiny little snivermorsel of that pizza."

by Tigolfloppybitties April 22, 2020

Sniper Shot

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.

Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p

by I’m no Gimpton July 4, 2020

sniperkid

A kid with a small peepee

Wow sniperkid little bob looks shy

by ItsTeapot September 5, 2020