When one pretends to be asleep in order to refrain from doing something such as but not limited to Taking out the garbage, doing the dishes, walking the dog, or vacuuming.
Greg: Joe, why do you look so tired?
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
Joe: Because I decided to feign sleep in order to not walk the dog and ended up falling asleep at 6PM then woke up at 12AM and couldn't fall back asleep.
by theblackness June 9, 2010
Get the Feign Sleep mug.To "get an inch of sleep" refers to, plainly, getting a little bit of sleep. The term was made popular by the ever-enlightening, world renowned scientologist, Jacqui.
"Guys, shut the hell up, I can't get an inch of sleep with you people screaming!"
*fart noise*
*next morning*
"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"
*fart noise*
*next morning*
"I didn't get an inch of sleep last night!"
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Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.
boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!
girl: yeah that really happened
boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!
girl: yeah that really happened
boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!
by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009
Get the sleep sexing mug.1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters
by Shaecole January 2, 2009
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House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."
by sysonpyh July 2, 2009
Get the Beauty sleep mug.1. When you get into bed and your mind drifts away into dreams and Rapid Eye Movement.
2. To die (murdered.)
2. To die (murdered.)
by B-Drac September 28, 2003
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The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
by Colourful English May 2, 2006
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