Ben simmons

(v .)Passing a wide open layup

I ben simmons'd a fucking layup

by anonymous November 23, 2021

reese and simran bj day

reese and simran's bj day aka 20th April; a time of intense passion, love, romance, and raw ROUGH sex

Today is reese and simran bj day. Let us celebrate by exchanging nudes, Simran.

by ubetternotran May 29, 2018

wilhelm and simon

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

simone

Simone is a crazy my extremley hot girl who weirdos are strangley attracted to. She is also the most bangable ass in rock n roll ;)

Woah...she must be a simone.

by xaivilox October 31, 2008

Ben Simmons

used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball

Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.

by buyvqdfyewhqw July 13, 2022

Don't be a Simon

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!

Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.

by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008

Simon

The most amazing, caring individual you'll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he's the most Psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, butt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he'll make your heart melt.

"have u met simon yet?"
"nope"
"well, you should. your life will be more complete."

by Nikki Cupcakes February 19, 2009