shrecksies

a short term for shrecks (secks)

They're doing them shrecksies in bed

by jakubeq June 4, 2023

Shrekbeard

A neckbeard that has any and/or all features in common with Shrek (i.e. sausage fingers, fat nose, fat face, small legs in comparison to body, ect)

Get your fedora-tipping shrekbeard chode-fingers off of me!

by NiftyMoth723 November 22, 2016

shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

by Redddd071 October 16, 2017

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

Shrekgasm

Getting an orgasm from the sight of Shrek

Did he just get a shrekgasm?

by dopininininn December 6, 2017

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018