jersey shore

a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion

brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried

by gdjck8866 February 5, 2010

Jersey Shore

Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.

"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."

by Bingflacker June 4, 2011

ocean shores

A kickass beach/tourist town/community in Washington.

I live in Ocean Shores.

by clemintine June 17, 2008

Jersey shore

The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.

Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

by BEASCH January 18, 2008

sharneesexual

having sexual intercourse with a person named sharnee :3

a man and a girl name sharnee having sex this is called sharneesexual

by santaisntrealimsorryheaps October 22, 2013

Shorno

Short for "shitty porno".

Basically porn that is so bad, it's shit.

Me and Jeff watched a shorno that I found lying in my attic last night. I could barely fap to it because it was so bad.

by Aguynamedmarshie January 3, 2017

j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010