Slusher Shopping

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.

Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.

by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019

Pocket Shopping

It’s shopping with no chance of buying anything. So, you put your hands in your pocket, so the store associates get the hint to leave you alone to browse.

I had to get some ideas of what I want for Christmas. So I went to a few stores to do some pocket shopping.

by DMU77 November 27, 2019

Ball shoving

The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.

Why is he going ball shoving?

by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019

Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.

There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?

by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020

window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.

"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)

by YogurlYuyu January 5, 2021

No tag shopping

Taking something from a store that doesn't have a tag on it.

Where'd you get that ring?
Free at Forever 21 dude. No tag shopping all the way.

by Norma Jenkins December 21, 2010

bitches be shopping

another way of saying “oh well”

“omg i just lost my expensive ring”
“well bitches be shopping”

by peachredbull April 20, 2022