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Shitass

A well-known popular Minecraft pro that rose to fame in October 2020. He's often found destroying sweaty Minecraft speedrunners with terrible mics. He's often asked by them if he wants to see them perform a speedrun or some other type of challenge, just for Shitass to do the same thing, but way better.
Dream: HEY, SHITASS!!! WANNA WATCH ME SPEEDRUN?!?!
Dream : *Runs all over the map while breathing heavily into the mic & beating on his keyboard*
Shitass: *Defeats the Ender Dragon before Dream even enters the End*
by BallistaTheDeer October 24, 2020
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Shitass

Guy 1: Technoblade is the god of Minecraft
Guy 2: Noooo screw you!!!! Dream is Minecraft god
Intellectual: Bruh, its shitass
*Guy 1 and 2 proceed to cry*
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic February 12, 2021
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Hey Shitass

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*
Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*
by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020
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ShitAssTits

Something that Arin Hanson Screams in Rage do to his Fails while playing video Games
SHITASSTITS!!

- ARIN HANSON
by ARIN HANSON AKA EGORAPTOR January 8, 2021
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Shitassitude

A World View bereft of anything decent, human or sanitary in its relentlessly disgusting pursuit of thrusting fecal matter in the face of Christian Civilization.
"The Shitassitude of Donald tRump was on Full Display when he and his acolytes organized the January 6th Insurrection for the sole purpose of thrusting his fecal matter in the face of Christian Civilization.
by Angry Larry September 22, 2021
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Shitass

He who has served as the 28th governor of Oklahoma since January 2019.
Shitass has a tendency to utilize dis- and misinformation campaigns to justify his decisions and actions to his constituents.
by impossiblesuspect September 24, 2021
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Hey shitass wanna see me-

Hey, shitass wanna-
Ass soon ass you said that. shitass has already been 4 dimensions ahead of you.
Ass his speed goes faster than the speed of light, look at him, shitass has entered
the future of Minecraft, He's so happy he's literally crying out ores that haven't
come out of Minecraft yet. *Shitass: Cries out **** ore,*( can't spoil it for Mojang.)
Average Minecrafter: HEY SHITASS WANNA SEE ME-
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
Shitass: I Am 4 parrel universes ahead of you. *goes back*
Shitass: Goes back to 1944* Grabs an mp40 and gets a TIGER
Average Minecrafter: WAIT GET OUT OF THE TANK I WAS JUST JOKING-
Shitass: ALLAH AKBAR
b o o m . . . .
by ShitAss46 November 6, 2022
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