spidergram

A close-up of an anus sent electronically; typically during erotic text conversations.

Damn bro, I heard she sent you a spidergram. Let me see that shit!

by Peter Sheehan March 10, 2022

Spider bird

The process of teaching a bird to grow 6 more legs

Yo that is a spider bird, shit how do you know it got 8 legs

by VariableOne1 March 16, 2023

Spider-man Fever

Having the feeling, obsession, fascination and delusion of being Spiderman and/or Peter Parker after watching a Spiderman movie.

Also not limited to other Spidermen/women from the marvel multiverse

Nate and James after watching Spiderman - Across the Spiderverse

Nate - Man my uncle died just died, I hope it was a canon event.

James - Seriously dude? You have a good case of Spider-man fever.

by CasiopeaEnjoyer45 July 3, 2023

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015

Snatch spider

Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.

I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.

by Bluewrx June 7, 2016

Curry spider

When you dip a spider in curry and it crawls up an area (spicy ass curry)

Ben: ahh shit the curry spiders are back again

Matty: I love the crawly curries

by Curry mister December 20, 2016