Seshad

The literal and figurative embodiment of darkness

Guy 1: It's so dark
Guy 2: Dude Seshad is behind you
Guy 1: bruh

by XingXaSa August 21, 2023

vom sesh

(n) pronounced like a shortened version of vomit session

means a short, temporary period of time in which someone vomits repeatedly, then is fine afterwards

person1: I heard Mary threw up during lunch today. Is she okay?
person2: Oh, yeah, she's fine. It was just a vom sesh.

by slanglastsforever March 16, 2009

Sketch Sesh

An extremely sketchy marijuana smoking session

Steven: Lets go sesh behind that police station
Ryan: That sounds like a sketch sesh
Steven: It will be fine
Ryan: K

by Rick Hell November 18, 2011

fifa sesh

A period of time whereby two or more friends play, either against eachother or against strangers, online matches on FIFA football. The session will end once a player(s) are satisfied either their opponents or themselves have been suitably beaten over the course of however many matches took place in the session

Do you fancy a FIFA sesh tonight?

Sorry mate the girlfriend is coming round later, but I've got time for a quick game

by Pliskin89 October 13, 2016

Kinky sesh

In the back of a hot boxed car having sex and doing drugs at the same time.

Hey wanna go for a kinky sesh?

by Cripcrip August 20, 2017

mango sesh

A shortened version of Mango Sessions used in the Pacific Islands originating on the island of Saipan. A session is a meet up to drink and bond but a Mango Session is where you drink, BBQ and jam or play music.

Lañia! We had a Mango Sesh last night and it was oba lit!

by Reggie Roc October 26, 2017

Sticky Sesh

The act of sticking your dick inside a peanut butter jar and then fucking the crevice between two couch cushions, immediately after.

Robby: "Yo Randy, what are you up to today?"
Randy: "I don't know man... the wife and kids are out for the day. I think it might be time for a good ol' sticky sesh"
Robby: "Home you have a leather couch..."

by StickySteve69 May 29, 2018