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Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.
Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
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Scottish tears

Wearing a kilt in hot weather causing literal sweat to drip off your scrotum.
It was so hot last weekend at Jimmy's wedding I was sweating baws! Scottish tears were left in that hall.
by mal_42 July 11, 2023
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scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
“that’s scottish Andrew
by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
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Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.
David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."
by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025
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Scottish Exit

It’s not an Irish exit, but it’s close. When you create a reason to leave the bar that’s fictitious. You need to go, so you came up with a reason that’s believable for your friends to not give you shit.
Tuc said she has to go hangout with her boyfriend so she can’t go to the next bar with us. Which is a Scottish exit.
by NYCboys May 25, 2025
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Scottish

An embittered, jealous person, who is pathetically weak in both mind and body and usually repugnant to behold and/or a gingernut.
A 'Scottish' person will always be dependant for their very existence on the English - but will continually slag them off and try to belittle them in a laughable attempt to regain some self respect - a fact which they universally loathe and try to deny, all to no avail.
'Scottish' people are extremely arrogant and think themselves superior to all other nations, often claiming to be invincible fighters*(!)
Chronically insecure, prone to alcoholism and crack-inhalation, the average 'Scottish' person is one to swerve as they are beset with misery and are always to be found whining.
"Look at the state of that! What a tramp!"
"He's Scottish.."
"Oh, right."

"Does anyone know the reason Andrew commited suicide?"
"He was Scottish..... poor sod".

"Look at that transvestite over there wearing a miniskirt in broad daylight!"
"He's Scottish"
"I wonder how he came to terms with that?"

"I'd rather be dead than Scottish, they're the laughing stock of the globe"
by TheValeyard January 27, 2023
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Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".
That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!
by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010
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