Simple Plan

originally thought of as just that shitty band, simple plan can now be placed on anything/anyone that is a huge embarrassment in general.

"my dads glasses fold up into a 1 inch case. what a failure. what a simple-planning son of a bitch"

"why are we so uncreative? i can't come up with any band names.. crap, why don't we call ourselves 'LAME ASS'.. or no lets just resort to the simple plan of-
"thats it! simple plan! its like code for lame ass! with a shit-name like that we won't have the added pressure of making good music!"
"you're so right! that reminds me.. why AM i such a dumb poser?"

by my uterus and i December 17, 2005

SaMuLe

A stupid cunt and also a jew

Awwwww dude stop hoarding all the money you're being a real SaMuLe

by YoUrElocalslutyspiderman June 13, 2019

Simple Plan

ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell

cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.

by acdcrules December 30, 2005

Simple Plan

Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.

Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by OMGWTFBBQ092 October 2, 2005

Simple Plan

A really awful band. They sound like Avril Lavigne's asshole. When she has bronchitis. Total faux-emo. Give a bad name to good bands. It's really sad.

Stupid Musically-illiterate poer: Simple PLAN IS DA SHIZZ_NIT BIATCH!!! AND MY LIFE SUCKS! ... OW OWOWOWOWOW! What are you doing?

Me: Trying to knock some sense into you.

by Wendy Weissman April 15, 2007

Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015