by Simon June 11, 2005
Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath
Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
by Aqua_sped May 24, 2020
A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.
by bigboimarquez May 03, 2018
Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 29, 2022
1 word: Anime
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.
He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.
He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
by 7 Grand Sans November 01, 2019
Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho
by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020
The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 07, 2022