Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.

Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.

by JayTree January 19, 2008

sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.

That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.

by Goat October 8, 2003

Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy

Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.

by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005

sack lunch

Presenting your balls to someone to be sucked and or licked.

Lay down on your back Cindy, Ive got a sack lunch for you!

by slikkpie April 25, 2005

hershey sack

when you tuck your penis and balls in while taking a shit and the shit is so big that it touches the tip of your ballsack, leaving a nice brown present for you to clean up.

Guy- Ah man I took the biggest shit yesterday and it gave me a hershey sack!

Other Guy- Damn dude that happens to me all the time.

by C-Dub3 March 31, 2008

sack slip

When a testicle (more often than not, the skin covering the testicle) slips out of an article of clothing, partially or fully, and is noticed by someone else.

When he was being interviewed by Mo his shorts were too loose and when he crossed his legs everyone to their horror witnessed the sack slip.

by MortyConti July 8, 2011

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019