meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.

I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.

by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023

California Sunrise

When you wake up from a long night and feel a pain in your bum.

“I woke up early in the morning with a pain in my rear and Jamal in my bed. A hell of a California Sunrise!”

by MdstandsforMYDICK June 29, 2023

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

burrito sunrise

A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.

Dude, I woke up to a burrito sunrise this morning.

by CuriousChap January 23, 2024

Filthy Sunrise

A filthy sunrise is when you piss in someone's mouth, crack an egg in it, then turn around to shart in their face. It is usually done during the morning of the day.

Guy1: I just gave my girl a filthy sunrise!
Guy2: bro that's sick!

by CopperC February 18, 2024

Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

Proper Sunrise

A non-alcoholic espresso martini made with THC to replace the alcohol.

I'm not drinking, but I'll have a proper sunrise.

by eiriecat May 12, 2024