stump

stump is a word used to describe an idiot or a dumbass

that kid in math class is fucking stump

by lgmacallum September 4, 2018

Stumped

Getting beat so bad in anything but most popular 2k.

“Wtf we got stumped”
“Then stop spam dribbling bum”

by Blake Day December 31, 2020

Somali Tree Stump

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

stump

Rural Irish , my mother used it in reference to a penis. "Don't come near me with that stump whatever you do"

"come here your bold stump" my mother said that's a man's thing

by Mary and Michael July 27, 2017

Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

Stump Sap

Noun: The product of a male ejaculation.

He shot stump sap all over me!

by Michael McNight August 23, 2012