Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

by cluin July 28, 2004

Flying Towamencin steaming apple

An apple has its core removed and filled with feces, it is then thrown at vehicles and residents of Towamencin Township, Pennsylvania.

Dammit! Someone hit my car with a Flying Towamencin steaming apple!

by "J.R." September 27, 2005

steamin carl

when one takes a shit and/or poop in a sock and hits another person in the face with it.

lauer got soo pissed after a gave his bitchass a steamin carl

by giovoni May 11, 2007

Screaming Pigeon

Same as a "Screaming pelican," but in the woods instead of the beach, where sand is substituted for dirt, as seen in HBO's True Blood

That vampire Bill Compton gave his gf Sookie The Screaming Pigeon when he came out of the ground and boned her.

by CoachRiley August 5, 2009

Stealing Home

Raping a woman. Hitting a homerun is actual sexual intercourse. It can happen in one of two ways. The first way is for a man and woman to be on second base (groping etc.) and he wants to go to round third and go home but she says no so the man drops anchor at third and then steals home by raping her. The second way this can happen is just having a stranger jump a woman when no witnesses are around and stealing home

That poor girl. She was in the hospital for a week after leaving her job bartending. She was walking to her car when out of nowhere some nut sneaked up behind her, threw her down, and started stealing home. Bunch of savages in this town

by Lilparkczar June 22, 2008

screaming vaginas

(expression) ; yelling for attention, shouting for protest or surprise.

Anna and Emily were screaming vaginas towards the group, to gain their full attention.

by Smithy-101 February 18, 2008

House Screaming

You and 4 of your buddies run up to someones house quietly and stand around the house and bang and scream on the outside of the house as loud as you can thus scaring the shit out of them.

old man jenkins was mad that we were throwing the football at his wires, so later that night we gave him a heart attack from a good house screaming.

by David Pearce August 21, 2006