Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

Straw

Any type of straw used as a sex amplifier; bendy, normal, or a customized one

Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!

by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Straw-fucking

It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.

Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.

by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 23, 2018

Drinking straw

A nan who lives in a bush

Hi who are you?

...

Hello?

I’m a drinking straw bruv

by Johncena27 May 27, 2018

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022